The nickname Nori is adorable but North West doesn't even make sense. Kanye is from New York (I think) and Kim is from Calabasas, California so what's with the North? Was East West too confusing? I grew up on the east side of my city, so maybe I should name my off pring Eastie? East Syde? Or you know what, forget a real name maybe I will just have a symbol of an "E" like the artist formally known as "Prince".
I know this disastrous couple just wants the public to do what I am doing right now (making a big deal out of their child's name). So this is the last time I shall speak of this idiocy.
North West, nugget, know that I am thinking of you. I am not sorry that you will grow up really really rich, but I am sorry your parents are famous for a sex tape and interrupting America's sweetheart and my role model, T-Swizzle. Your daddy used to be a great rapper (The College Dropout album was my jamz) but now he's gone and lost his gosh darn mind. I am praying for you, and I hope you turn out more like Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick instead of the idiots that conceived you. God Speed, little one, we all know you are going to need it.
|Proof beading doesn't look good on all clothes...|
Picture from: http://www.mzshyneka.com/2013/04/kim-kardashian-pregnant-fashion-fails/